Me as Booker: (stifling laugh) I didn't Dewitt
remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population
*pulls a coin out from behind your ear* *gets taken to the circle by templars*
can you imagine, though? getting taken to the circle and ur not actually a mage
you’ve been there for four months and you’re like wtf i’m not even a mage
They keep trying to get you to cast spells and you’re like I’M NOT A MAGE IT WAS JUST A TRICK OMG
*video game boss the size of a skyscraper*
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING"
*ten minutes later*
"that…was surprisingly easy."
*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword*
"ahhh this’ll probably be easy"
*ten hours later*
"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced."
when a game tells you to take a break because youve been playing too long
a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received
You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.
look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details