haythamchan:

someone’s gonna get smacked upside the face

(Source: ninjaterra)

laughableassassin:

liquidlyrium:

onac911:

pheebadohdoh:

usoppsass:

IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s

It’s a kiwi!

imalmostoutofminutesdean:

sweettoothwanderlust:

i tried to scroll past it

(Source: nightmarepoet)

shamusiel:

SEND ME A  ♪ I WILL PUT MUSIC ON SHUFFLE AND GIVE YOU A SONG AND MY FAVORITE LINE FROM IT

This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her

skepsiss:

regalcognac:

4gifs:

Yatta!

WHAT. 

BE MINE

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

sillysymphonic:

dont tell me this didnt happen

(Source: talexquale)

fuckyeahballpythons:

nastyjungle:

snakes are bad at letting go of thing

I’M-

bigsweaty:

livvefast:

bigsweaty:

metalled:

NEEEHHHHHHHHH

HRRRRRRRRRRR

Heh heh.

heh

(Source: poachy)

queensimia:

kuroutsubasa:

Get it, kitteh!

Fierce toeses! :3

(Source: shavingryansprivates)

tsunderelly:

omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode